1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,399 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,399 --> 00:00:14,480 Bombera, you notice that that item is now gone, and behind it, scrawled on the wall, is the Rat King calls. 3 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,280 Oh, bloody hells. 4 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:25,199 I'm sort of willing to try anything. I teach these Zumba classes in the morning, and this beard is so hot and sweaty, and I just, it's just too much for me. 5 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:27,359 You might want to donate that hair. 6 00:00:27,359 --> 00:00:29,439 And that would be donated for... 7 00:00:29,439 --> 00:00:34,960 Wigs! Wigs for underprivileged orphans. 8 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:39,439 Well, they're probably really scared about this, like, Rat King that apparently called you. 9 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:43,600 They stole it! They stole my Wand of Smiles. 10 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:50,079 We love banishing evil, it's like our whole thing, so I think we probably want to help. 11 00:00:50,079 --> 00:00:52,960 Like, yeah, kind of, but, you know, not my whole thing. 12 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,439 I mean, we did it once. We did it at one time. 13 00:00:55,519 --> 00:00:57,519 It's all of our favorite things. 14 00:00:57,519 --> 00:01:02,640 You got any hot tips for us on where we can start looking for this, uh, Rat King? 15 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:09,280 There's, um, some, like, sewage, ducts, tunnels, what, whatever those are called. 16 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,280 Like an aqueduct? What are we talking about here? 17 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:18,640 Oh, I thought, like, a quack. Like a sewage duck. Like, like, like the god in the entrance of the Rat King's... 18 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:24,079 Well, you know what? It wouldn't surprise me if they were there. 19 00:01:25,439 --> 00:01:50,879 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast, and I'm your dungeon master, Russ Morn. 20 00:01:50,879 --> 00:01:52,879 With me today is Tom Laird. 21 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:54,479 Hey, that's me. I play Moot. 22 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:57,439 He's a half-orc, wild magic sorcerer. 23 00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,680 And Amy More. 24 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:03,520 Yeah, I'm so ready. I play Sullivan Sly, a lightfoot halfling rogue. 25 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:04,020 Suck it. 26 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,000 And Carla Maxted. 27 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:13,520 That's me. I play Glim, a dragonborn pAlydin. 28 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:18,000 And back with us today, from the broadswords, Victoria Rogers. 29 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:24,400 Hi, I am playing Bombera, the human sorcerer of indeterminate level and skill. 30 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:30,479 It's very secret. That's what we do here at Dumbgeons and Dragons, is we have secrets from you. 31 00:02:30,479 --> 00:02:34,560 Did anyone feel like that, like, roll call was kind of like calling us out on a 32 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,479 basketball court, and there was like... 33 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,520 I like it. Pop pop music was playing. 34 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:39,840 Yeah. 35 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:43,120 And it was good because you didn't nail, you didn't like trip on your way out, 36 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,080 like you usually do. 37 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,599 That's right. Sometimes I trip. 38 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:47,280 Yeah. Yeah, so it goes. 39 00:02:48,159 --> 00:02:52,799 Where we, where you can see if we trip or not, and then just edit it later, is over on Patreon, 40 00:02:52,799 --> 00:02:58,240 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, where you also, when you're a patron, get an episode 41 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:01,599 dedicated to you, like today's patron, Robert Beck. 42 00:03:02,319 --> 00:03:03,359 Robert Beck. 43 00:03:03,359 --> 00:03:04,240 Thank you, Robert. 44 00:03:04,879 --> 00:03:10,959 If you watch the videos of these, this gameplay, you'll see we basically always trip. 45 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:12,959 Spoiler alert. 46 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:14,639 Spoiler alert. Russ edits everything. 47 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:19,440 It just depends, you know, what kind of mood Russ is in, which trips he leaves in, so. 48 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,680 That's fair. Did Amy do it? 49 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:22,640 It's going to stay in there. 50 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:23,920 It's staying in that podcast. 51 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:24,640 It's staying in there. 52 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:29,280 Does Amy seem the most incompetent, but probably is very average? 53 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,560 Editing is magical. Editing is magical. 54 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:32,960 It is. 55 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:37,440 Yep. Fuck it. Let's play D&D. 56 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:39,840 Addie on the other side of the door. 57 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:42,800 We know what Dad swears. 58 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:43,600 She's awake. 59 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:52,000 Previously, you had met Bombera and determined that the Rat King. 60 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:53,440 Sucks. 61 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,160 Sucks. Anti-smiles, at the very least. 62 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:03,120 So you are headed on the way to find your way to the Rat King with Bombera. 63 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:03,600 On the way. 64 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,600 Okay, it really smells down here. 65 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:12,320 See, this, this is why I don't come down here. 66 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:14,479 See, which is gross. 67 00:04:14,479 --> 00:04:16,399 This is the only reason you don't come down here? 68 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:20,240 No. Why would I? It stinks. 69 00:04:22,159 --> 00:04:26,959 Fair enough. I just mean, like, I mean, if you look at the brickwork of these tunnels, 70 00:04:26,959 --> 00:04:31,039 the architecture in this place, I mean, once I helped in, 71 00:04:32,079 --> 00:04:33,519 it's a town you wouldn't know about it, 72 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:38,560 but I helped lay the brickwork for this beautiful, beautiful arch they had. 73 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:45,280 And like, I was a brickery and I just have to say this is top quality bricks. 74 00:04:46,879 --> 00:04:50,480 I just looked up and saw both Victoria and Carla. 75 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,120 In his notebook. 76 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:55,680 Brickery? 77 00:04:58,480 --> 00:04:59,680 I've had many jobs. 78 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:03,920 I've had many jobs in my life, but brickery was, 79 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:08,640 the brickery was probably the hottest one. 80 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,720 You know, because the bricks are so heavy and, and I'm so small. 81 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,960 Much heavier than the linen from the linenery. 82 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:19,200 Well, I don't know. 83 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:22,160 You mean you get a lot of those tablecloths stacked on top of each other. 84 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,520 That linen gets pretty heavy. 85 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,000 You've had so many jobs. 86 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:26,720 You're so young. 87 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,080 You're so industrious. 88 00:05:28,639 --> 00:05:29,360 Thank you. 89 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,120 Not many people recognize that about me. 90 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,439 Everybody make a perception check. 91 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,400 I was like, when's Russ gonna stop me? 92 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,879 Is it about if brickery is a word? 93 00:05:38,879 --> 00:05:42,640 Is three a good roll for perception check or am I too busy talking? 94 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,439 This might be my worst. 95 00:05:45,439 --> 00:05:46,800 This is not good rolling. 96 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:48,319 This is a seven. 97 00:05:48,319 --> 00:05:48,960 My God. 98 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:50,639 Can you do anything today? 99 00:05:50,639 --> 00:05:57,840 Yeah, I got a 10, but my passive wisdom perception is 12. 100 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:00,319 We'll go with that. 101 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:02,340 Sure. 102 00:06:03,140 --> 00:06:07,700 Glim and Sully are very in conversation right now. 103 00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:14,180 Moot and Bombera, you hear what sounds like echoing quacks coming up. 104 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:19,460 Oh, great. 105 00:06:20,660 --> 00:06:21,940 It's the guard ducks. 106 00:06:22,820 --> 00:06:24,020 The duck thing was real? 107 00:06:27,860 --> 00:06:28,420 Oh, boy. 108 00:06:28,420 --> 00:06:29,780 What did we, what did we, 109 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:32,980 I feel like we might have bitten off more than we can chew here, Bombera. 110 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:36,260 It don't, we just gotta give them some dish soap. 111 00:06:36,260 --> 00:06:37,380 We're good. 112 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:38,020 Trust me. 113 00:06:38,820 --> 00:06:40,020 Did you bring some? 114 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:41,700 Is that something you carry around with you? 115 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:45,800 No. 116 00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:49,940 Okay, where can we get some? 117 00:06:50,740 --> 00:06:55,540 I mean, I have these and I reach into one of my many, many strapped on pockets and 118 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,860 I pull out a bunch of like wet naps. 119 00:06:57,860 --> 00:07:00,980 Yeah, you wear that wet naps on you. 120 00:07:02,819 --> 00:07:12,420 You round a corner and you see up ahead of you four normal size ducks 121 00:07:13,460 --> 00:07:15,139 covered in sewage filth. 122 00:07:15,139 --> 00:07:16,900 Oh my God, look at these quack quacks. 123 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:23,939 They turn and they see you coming up the way and one of them in its 124 00:07:23,939 --> 00:07:30,740 in its feathered wing pulls a blade. 125 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:38,500 Oh yeah, what, what, what are you doing here? 126 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:41,139 What business you have been in these parts of the sewer there, yeah? 127 00:07:42,659 --> 00:07:44,019 We mean you no harm. 128 00:07:45,459 --> 00:07:47,220 We just want to hand out by me. 129 00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:48,500 They mean us no harm. 130 00:07:49,459 --> 00:07:50,899 We have these wet naps. 131 00:07:50,899 --> 00:07:52,740 We could clean you guys up a little if you want. 132 00:07:54,899 --> 00:07:56,980 I feel like you're being really offensive. 133 00:07:58,899 --> 00:08:01,139 What do you mean clean this up? 134 00:08:01,139 --> 00:08:02,740 What are we not clean enough for you? 135 00:08:02,740 --> 00:08:04,500 You surface dwellers. 136 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:08,660 Well, we're down here like in the sewer kind of thing here. 137 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:11,139 We thought maybe you wanted to be cleaned up. 138 00:08:11,139 --> 00:08:11,860 Sully's like, 139 00:08:14,819 --> 00:08:16,420 Leroy, you get this. 140 00:08:16,420 --> 00:08:18,339 They think we ain't clean enough for them. 141 00:08:18,339 --> 00:08:18,899 Okay, I'm sorry. 142 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:20,339 There's Leroy Vinnie. 143 00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:23,460 I'm sorry, there's Leroy Vinnie. 144 00:08:23,460 --> 00:08:26,740 What's your name, Mr Knife Holder Duck? 145 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:27,240 Sasha. 146 00:08:28,020 --> 00:08:29,460 Oh, hey Sasha. 147 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:32,340 Okay, so very nice to meet you all. 148 00:08:32,340 --> 00:08:33,460 You can put your blade away. 149 00:08:33,460 --> 00:08:36,580 I don't think we're going to have an altercation here because look, 150 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:41,300 and I didn't pull out my graystone and I want it to be a duck. 151 00:08:44,980 --> 00:08:47,220 Okay, because my graystone can be anything I want it to be. 152 00:08:47,540 --> 00:08:50,420 I have to roll for graystone? 153 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:51,460 No, you have to put it down. 154 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:52,740 You have to put it on the ground. 155 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:53,779 Oh, okay, I threw it. 156 00:08:56,899 --> 00:08:58,660 You mean I can't ever hold it? 157 00:08:58,660 --> 00:09:00,899 No, not going to have it be a thing. 158 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:12,899 Okay, so make a dexterity check because you're throwing it into a sewer. 159 00:09:12,899 --> 00:09:14,980 Well, I'm dexterous as all get out. 160 00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:18,340 So if I could find that number, it's a plus five. 161 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,539 Yes, yes, it is. 162 00:09:19,539 --> 00:09:21,539 That's your saving card. 163 00:09:21,539 --> 00:09:23,539 Yeah, 19. 164 00:09:23,539 --> 00:09:30,980 Yeah, it flops down and then there's a really big duck, a really big unmoving duck. 165 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:31,539 Yeah. 166 00:09:31,539 --> 00:09:33,539 They're like, whoa, what is that? 167 00:09:33,539 --> 00:09:35,539 It's a giant duck. 168 00:09:36,580 --> 00:09:37,779 Yeah, that's right. 169 00:09:37,779 --> 00:09:39,060 It's a giant duck. 170 00:09:39,060 --> 00:09:41,379 The one with the blade swings at it. 171 00:09:41,379 --> 00:09:48,419 It's a magic duck. 172 00:09:48,419 --> 00:09:49,379 Oh, I'm just saying. 173 00:09:49,379 --> 00:09:50,259 It's not a real duck. 174 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:52,980 You're trying to relate to us ducks? 175 00:09:52,980 --> 00:09:53,939 Well, just a little bit. 176 00:09:53,939 --> 00:09:56,100 I'm just saying we really appreciate you guys. 177 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:58,419 Look at this giant duck I carry around. 178 00:09:58,419 --> 00:09:59,779 I mean, it's a pretty cool duck. 179 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,179 What are you trying to accomplish with this duck? 180 00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:07,460 What is the end game here? 181 00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:10,419 You're asking if Silly has an end game? 182 00:10:11,939 --> 00:10:13,779 That seems like the wrong question for us, Russ. 183 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:14,419 Yeah. 184 00:10:14,419 --> 00:10:17,299 This doesn't seem like a question, yes, for Silly, but okay. 185 00:10:17,299 --> 00:10:21,860 I think he's trying to relate to the ducks, maybe befriend the ducks. 186 00:10:23,059 --> 00:10:25,620 I think he's a lover of all small animals. 187 00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:27,700 Make out for moots, faux pas with the ducks. 188 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:28,340 Yeah. 189 00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:31,620 Well, he called them dirty and offered to clean them. 190 00:10:32,419 --> 00:10:38,500 After you realized you were fully cognizant. 191 00:10:38,580 --> 00:10:45,460 So I'm just trying to build a bridge here because of my brickery background. 192 00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:49,460 All right, we see your duck. 193 00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:52,980 We raise you four ducks. 194 00:10:54,179 --> 00:10:56,580 We raise you four ducks with blades. 195 00:10:56,580 --> 00:10:58,580 You even told us why we're here. 196 00:10:58,580 --> 00:10:59,940 Well, I don't know why you're here. 197 00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:01,139 Why you're here. 198 00:11:01,139 --> 00:11:02,340 Why I'm here? 199 00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:04,820 What are you doing here in our sewers? 200 00:11:04,820 --> 00:11:06,100 Well, I didn't know that you own the sewers. 201 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:09,620 This specific quadrant of the sewers is our sewers. 202 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:10,100 Oh. 203 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:12,180 I'm Gus, Benny, Leroy. 204 00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:12,899 Well, hold on a second. 205 00:11:12,899 --> 00:11:14,100 You said you were Sasha. 206 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,779 Look, I don't tell people my real name. 207 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:19,779 You were hoping I didn't remember it. 208 00:11:20,899 --> 00:11:22,899 I mean, normally we don't remember anything. 209 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:23,700 So it's a fair bet. 210 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,139 I know, it's fair. 211 00:11:26,259 --> 00:11:29,460 Well, okay, listen, maybe you could help us out a little bit here 212 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:32,500 because obviously you are so much more intelligent than us. 213 00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:35,539 Obviously, I'll just get rid of it. 214 00:11:35,539 --> 00:11:39,539 I'm trying to talk to him around the giant duck. 215 00:11:39,539 --> 00:11:41,539 So I pick up my gray stone. 216 00:11:41,539 --> 00:11:42,179 They put it back. 217 00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,539 I'm like, I'm really sorry about that. 218 00:11:43,539 --> 00:11:47,139 And I'm sorry about my friend here offering to clean you up. 219 00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:48,419 That was weird. 220 00:11:48,419 --> 00:11:49,059 It was weird. 221 00:11:49,059 --> 00:11:50,820 You're going to have to leave those here with us. 222 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,259 So that we can't offend anybody else. 223 00:11:54,259 --> 00:11:55,460 I completely understand. 224 00:11:55,460 --> 00:11:57,539 Glim, why don't you give them the wet naps? 225 00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,539 Of course, of course. 226 00:11:59,539 --> 00:12:00,980 Contraband cleaners. 227 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,899 Back in the day, I was a cleaniner. 228 00:12:11,539 --> 00:12:12,500 What's a cleaniner? 229 00:12:13,379 --> 00:12:16,419 Cleaniner is, you know, someone that cleans. 230 00:12:18,340 --> 00:12:18,899 A cleaner. 231 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,220 Yeah, that's what I said. 232 00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:24,419 Anyway, so you are so much more smart than us, obviously, 233 00:12:24,419 --> 00:12:27,539 because I said the words wrong and I was one. 234 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,379 So that says something. 235 00:12:29,379 --> 00:12:32,259 And I was just wondering if that maybe you could help us 236 00:12:32,259 --> 00:12:35,379 find the Rat King because we have a couple questions 237 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,059 about his new regime. 238 00:12:37,059 --> 00:12:39,700 Oh, you're here to see the Rat King, are you? 239 00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:40,820 Yeah, should I lead with that? 240 00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:43,299 Well, I mean. 241 00:12:43,299 --> 00:12:45,379 Would that have been better than the offer to clean you? 242 00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:50,019 Let me talk about this, my tall friend. 243 00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:52,740 Yes, that would have been better. 244 00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:55,539 That would have been better than trying to come in 245 00:12:55,539 --> 00:13:01,379 and impose your sense of cleanliness and sanitation upon us. 246 00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:03,059 Sorry, that's my bad. 247 00:13:03,059 --> 00:13:06,099 I had some faulty intel or I just understood it wrong. 248 00:13:06,099 --> 00:13:09,379 I'm not exactly sure, but I take full responsibility for that. 249 00:13:11,059 --> 00:13:11,939 OK, good. 250 00:13:11,939 --> 00:13:13,299 So you're here to see the Rat King. 251 00:13:13,299 --> 00:13:16,019 Well, the Rat King, you're not too far, not too far. 252 00:13:16,019 --> 00:13:17,459 You got to keep going a little ways, 253 00:13:18,259 --> 00:13:19,539 but you can't cut through these parts. 254 00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:24,179 Why not? 255 00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:26,260 Because these are these are duck parts. 256 00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:30,660 What if we abide by all your duck rules while we're down here? 257 00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:32,020 You're saying you never have visitors? 258 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,140 It sounds a little bit lonely. 259 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:37,380 OK, well, in order to make it past all the other guard ducks we have, 260 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:40,180 you're going to have to quack a little bit just so they know that you're cool. 261 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:41,700 Well, yeah, all right. 262 00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:46,660 Can you give us a demo so that we have something to practice off of? 263 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:52,500 Yeah, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. 264 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:55,059 And then all four of them begin going quack, quack, quack. 265 00:13:55,059 --> 00:13:55,940 OK, stop, stop. 266 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,620 We're intelligent ducks. 267 00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:58,899 We don't need to quack all the time. 268 00:13:58,899 --> 00:14:01,779 Just just as a notification that you're coming around the corner. 269 00:14:02,419 --> 00:14:03,059 Well, all right. 270 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:03,940 I think we can do that. 271 00:14:04,580 --> 00:14:07,059 Well, I I know what I can do. 272 00:14:07,059 --> 00:14:07,940 You know, if. 273 00:14:09,779 --> 00:14:11,220 Hold on just a moment here. 274 00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:21,139 And I I I move my hands around and I mutter some words and suddenly I'm a duck. 275 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:25,539 What? 276 00:14:25,539 --> 00:14:28,580 Well, that's so much better than my rock that turns into a duck. 277 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:28,980 Quack. 278 00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:35,220 I'm going to I'm going to need to ask Bombera to maybe show me that. 279 00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:36,259 That's pretty cool. 280 00:14:36,259 --> 00:14:37,779 That's freaking awesome. 281 00:14:37,779 --> 00:14:38,740 This one's this one. 282 00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:39,299 She's got it. 283 00:14:39,299 --> 00:14:39,940 Quack. 284 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:45,779 Yeah, now I can't do that, but like I'm kind of small and I get down and I 285 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,019 I can bring them through. 286 00:14:50,259 --> 00:14:50,980 Beautiful. 287 00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:55,139 OK, so you've got to you've got an escort through duck territory now. 288 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:56,100 Yeah. 289 00:14:56,899 --> 00:15:01,220 Oh, I just, you know, could you can you give us directions? 290 00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:07,379 Yeah, yeah, you're going to take he gives you exact directions on how to get through. 291 00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:09,539 It's going to take you a little while left. 292 00:15:09,539 --> 00:15:12,580 No, no, it's the weirdest thing. 293 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:18,980 But he gives you directions on how to get through into what he presumes is 294 00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:22,420 rat king territory and says just just around the corners. 295 00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:22,899 Just quack. 296 00:15:22,899 --> 00:15:25,220 Otherwise, you might get knifed. 297 00:15:26,019 --> 00:15:26,340 Quack. 298 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,139 Roger that. 299 00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,860 You I salute him with a little wing. 300 00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:36,259 He salutes back. 301 00:15:37,139 --> 00:15:37,940 She's got it. 302 00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:42,100 I don't know if she's really a duck or if she's an actual person pretending to be a duck. 303 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,420 This is really just blowing my mind right now. 304 00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:45,060 Duckception. 305 00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:46,660 Ah, maybe. 306 00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:49,780 Guys, what if she was a duck this whole time, pretending to be a person? 307 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:54,980 Well, I have an hour like this, so let's get going. 308 00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:58,660 I think that is a duck. 309 00:15:58,660 --> 00:15:59,220 Let's go. 310 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:02,180 You make your way past. 311 00:16:03,140 --> 00:16:07,060 Make a perception check as you walk past them around the corner. 312 00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:08,260 Well, that's a four. 313 00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:09,300 I perceive nothing. 314 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:09,780 Nine. 315 00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:11,300 Eleven. 316 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,020 Oh, all right. 317 00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:14,260 Guys, we're super average. 318 00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:19,299 Glim, you kind of look back as you round the first corner and you see them kind of 319 00:16:19,299 --> 00:16:22,980 swarming around the wet naps that were that were left. 320 00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:30,179 You make your way through duck territory, 321 00:16:30,179 --> 00:16:34,100 quacking at the appropriate corners, walking past several other guard positions. 322 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,179 I salute all of them. 323 00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:38,980 Salutes are returned. 324 00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:42,259 They kind of give everybody else a look over, but see that you're with them and 325 00:16:42,259 --> 00:16:46,500 know that, you know, they're allowed to be allowed to be in this section. 326 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,299 These guys are cool. 327 00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:48,819 They got one duck with them. 328 00:16:48,819 --> 00:16:49,379 Yeah, that's right. 329 00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:50,419 All you need is one duck. 330 00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:54,659 Moot's all like, I'm cool. 331 00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:58,259 I have a duck friend and all the ducks are like, I hate you. 332 00:16:58,899 --> 00:17:00,019 Still sorry about earlier. 333 00:17:01,779 --> 00:17:02,580 Apologize. 334 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,339 You're never going to be cool with ducks again. 335 00:17:06,099 --> 00:17:09,539 The word is going to spread like crows. 336 00:17:09,539 --> 00:17:10,500 You can tell. 337 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,659 Yeah, they've already heard about. 338 00:17:12,659 --> 00:17:16,259 Do these ducks have like headbands by any chance? 339 00:17:16,259 --> 00:17:18,819 I'm imagining some ducks with some cool headbands. 340 00:17:18,819 --> 00:17:21,379 Yeah, it's tough to see through all the sewage fills, 341 00:17:21,379 --> 00:17:26,579 but there are there are yeah, there are bandanas and headbands of some sort. 342 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:27,720 Dang. 343 00:17:30,339 --> 00:17:30,839 All right. 344 00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:33,059 We've established a duck gang. 345 00:17:33,059 --> 00:17:35,379 Yeah, this is taking a turn. 346 00:17:36,099 --> 00:17:37,779 No, this is this was in your notes, right? 347 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,980 I was playing it from the beginning. 348 00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:44,099 It was just a blank page that had two words that said duck gang. 349 00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:45,139 Was it? 350 00:17:45,779 --> 00:17:46,579 Roll with it. 351 00:17:48,579 --> 00:17:49,700 Sexy goblin. 352 00:17:51,539 --> 00:17:55,379 After about 30 minutes of walking through duck territory, 353 00:17:55,379 --> 00:18:01,139 you make it to a what is like a clear divide. 354 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:07,940 It looks like it's it's I don't want to say darker because it's a sewer, 355 00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:12,340 but like there's like vines starting to come down in certain areas. 356 00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:13,860 Like it's not as well kept. 357 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:21,860 Like over time, the last few months, the cleaning crew hasn't been through here. 358 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:24,660 Hey, it's water deep. 359 00:18:24,660 --> 00:18:26,180 They're very meticulous on cleaning. 360 00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:27,940 Clearly shitty drugs. 361 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:28,660 Yeah, what was it? 362 00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:29,640 Yeah. 363 00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:34,980 Wow, we thought that the duck territory was unkempt. 364 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:37,380 Are you having a stroke over here? 365 00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:38,019 Is everything OK? 366 00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:39,779 I wouldn't have thought. 367 00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:42,900 I guess I haven't spent a lot of time in sewers, 368 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:47,779 and my assumption is that they would have a relatively similar level of cleanliness, 369 00:18:47,779 --> 00:18:49,940 but it's it's turned worse. 370 00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:51,140 Markedly different here. 371 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:57,060 And then I give my little duck body a shake 372 00:18:57,059 --> 00:19:00,980 and my little duck butt wiggles. 373 00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:02,980 Oh, that cute little duck tail. 374 00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:06,579 And then I shudder into human form. 375 00:19:08,579 --> 00:19:10,099 Oh, OK. 376 00:19:10,099 --> 00:19:14,579 You know, I really should have learned prestidigitation. 377 00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:19,460 This is gross, but you really saved us. 378 00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:22,179 Did you have any of those wet naps? 379 00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:25,379 Oh, may I please have some? 380 00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:26,740 Oh, may I please have some? 381 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:27,460 Can I pull in more? 382 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:28,580 Always. 383 00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:30,340 Always more wet naps in one of these pockets. 384 00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:31,220 Thank you. 385 00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:33,620 I begin cleaning myself with wet naps. 386 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:35,860 Can I roll? 387 00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:36,500 Sorry. 388 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,460 I was just going to say, 389 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:43,060 Bombera, what was the name of that spell that you did to turn into a duck? 390 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:44,260 Is it like duck change? 391 00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:47,460 Oh, no. 392 00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:51,380 Well, that's a tricky spell. 393 00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:54,500 It's taken me quite some time to master, 394 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:59,220 have to say, but some folk call it polymorph. 395 00:20:00,819 --> 00:20:02,180 Polymorph. 396 00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:04,099 And he writes that down in his notebook. 397 00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:07,779 Below it, does he write more than one morph? 398 00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:11,779 All the morphs? 399 00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:15,299 How many morphs is poly? 400 00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,980 Can I roll perception? 401 00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:22,900 See if I see a rat with a tiny crown or anything. 402 00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:23,400 Sure. 403 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,220 Just stand in there. 404 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:25,700 Oh, I don't. 405 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:26,099 You didn't even notice it. 406 00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:26,980 I rolled a three. 407 00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:28,819 So, nope. 408 00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:35,940 You, as you continue walking down the pathway of the sewer, 409 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:39,619 you hear scurrying footsteps, 410 00:20:41,779 --> 00:20:46,500 like little rat rodent feet kind of on the pavement, 411 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:50,180 on the brick work in kind of your peripheral. 412 00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:54,660 You hear them kind of all around you as the further you get in. 413 00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,180 Guys, this sounds creepy. 414 00:20:58,180 --> 00:20:59,220 You hear that, right? 415 00:20:59,220 --> 00:20:59,940 Yeah. 416 00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:01,299 Yeah, this is gross. 417 00:21:01,299 --> 00:21:03,779 Yeah, it's gross. 418 00:21:03,779 --> 00:21:05,700 It's a very unsettling sound. 419 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:07,779 You know that feeling that you got in your gut 420 00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:12,980 when you looked at my beard all in one solid chunk when it fell off? 421 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,580 Yeah, it was unsettling. 422 00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:15,140 It's worse. 423 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,580 It's like 10 times worse than that. 424 00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:17,140 So gross. 425 00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:20,820 Can I roll perception to see if I see any scuttling? 426 00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:24,740 Because I'm assuming like the walls are like vine covered. 427 00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:27,060 It would probably be investigation over perception. 428 00:21:27,060 --> 00:21:28,820 Let me investimigate. 429 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:29,140 Oh, good. 430 00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:30,740 That's a plus one instead of a minus one. 431 00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:33,140 Well, that's a six. 432 00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:35,620 That plus one really paid off. 433 00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:36,580 It really did. 434 00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:41,220 Yeah, as you're all looking around, 435 00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:45,300 I'd say you'd probably catch glimpses of like rodent tails 436 00:21:45,299 --> 00:21:47,859 kind of going up and into the vines, 437 00:21:48,579 --> 00:21:50,740 catching them running around corners. 438 00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:51,859 Guys, they're so fast. 439 00:21:53,299 --> 00:21:57,619 Did you know that a rat can fit through the size of a silver piece? 440 00:21:59,779 --> 00:22:00,099 Really? 441 00:22:00,099 --> 00:22:00,740 Is that true? 442 00:22:02,259 --> 00:22:02,740 Yeah. 443 00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:04,180 Keep your mouth closed, then. 444 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:09,539 That's just good advice. 445 00:22:09,539 --> 00:22:11,619 That was a horrific advice thing. 446 00:22:11,619 --> 00:22:13,700 Just put my hand over my mouth now. 447 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,940 Sully just doesn't talk for the rest of the time 448 00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:17,460 and everyone feels better. 449 00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:18,500 It's going to be great listening. 450 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:27,299 You begin to hear the sound of voices up ahead, 451 00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:29,779 two distinct voices, 452 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:33,220 and sounds like they're saying like, 453 00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:34,580 okay, okay, they're coming. 454 00:22:34,580 --> 00:22:35,140 They're coming. 455 00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:40,500 Just you just be quiet and then we'll jump out 456 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:41,860 and we'll just be like, you're here. 457 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,420 So we can hear this audibly. 458 00:22:47,460 --> 00:22:50,260 Hey, we should've speed up their surprise. 459 00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:55,940 I'll say, I sure hope no one jumps out at us 460 00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:58,340 as we continue walking closer to them. 461 00:22:58,340 --> 00:23:00,500 Because they don't know that we know that they're there. 462 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,100 So if we don't, let's keep it a secret. 463 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:02,600 Okay. 464 00:23:03,060 --> 00:23:03,560 Okay. 465 00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:06,900 So we go forward, I guess, 466 00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:10,660 and Moo says, boy, I sure hope no one jumps out at us 467 00:23:10,660 --> 00:23:11,460 and surprises us. 468 00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:13,620 Oh, boy, that'd be so scary. 469 00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:15,220 You hope it's not rats. 470 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:19,140 You hear like, they're going to be so surprised. 471 00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:26,820 We start walking like heavier, so we're louder. 472 00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:27,700 Really making a lot more noise. 473 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:28,660 Sloshing through. 474 00:23:29,380 --> 00:23:32,180 You make your way down and take a turn 475 00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:35,300 where it naturally starts to bend. 476 00:23:36,019 --> 00:23:42,019 And you hear from behind you 477 00:23:42,019 --> 00:23:44,819 as you get down this pathway a little bit, 478 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:50,019 slightly heavier footsteps hit the brick behind you. 479 00:23:50,019 --> 00:23:52,259 You turn around and you see a, 480 00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:58,659 he's probably like a three foot tall rat humanoid creature. 481 00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:01,059 And then you hear the foot, 482 00:24:02,180 --> 00:24:04,659 another set of footsteps jump on the other side of you. 483 00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:05,620 And there's another one. 484 00:24:06,420 --> 00:24:07,460 And they're like, ha ha! 485 00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:10,180 Oh, I'm so surprised. 486 00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:11,460 Oh, my word. 487 00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:13,620 I'm so surprised and frightened. 488 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,700 Hey, Squeeps, Squeeps, we got them. 489 00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:16,420 We got them. 490 00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:20,500 Hey, what are you doing here in Rat King territory? 491 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,580 Okay, let's just be real about this. 492 00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:24,740 We got you surrounded. 493 00:24:25,540 --> 00:24:27,460 Well, there's only two of you, but there's four of us. 494 00:24:29,460 --> 00:24:31,140 But they are on either side of us. 495 00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:32,420 Oh, that is true. 496 00:24:33,460 --> 00:24:34,900 Is one of you the Rat King? 497 00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:36,580 No, no, no, no. 498 00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:38,180 I just thought that surprise was so good 499 00:24:38,180 --> 00:24:39,780 that must have been thought up by the Rat King. 500 00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:40,340 Had to be royalty, right? 501 00:24:40,340 --> 00:24:42,580 Yeah, a natural leader came up with that surprise. 502 00:24:42,580 --> 00:24:44,180 Look, the Rat King, 503 00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:46,020 and I need to make sure there's no duck voices. 504 00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:56,660 The Rat King, see, he got us all in charge of this section 505 00:24:56,660 --> 00:24:58,740 leading into his royal courtroom. 506 00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:03,299 So we have to vet people before they come in here. 507 00:25:03,299 --> 00:25:05,140 Well, gosh, you guys must be really important 508 00:25:05,779 --> 00:25:07,620 to be protecting the Rat King like this. 509 00:25:07,620 --> 00:25:08,740 Very important. 510 00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:10,900 Names tourniquet, that's Squeeps. 511 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:14,019 Squeeps is like, hey, don't tell him our name. 512 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:19,539 When you say courtroom, do you mean like a royal court 513 00:25:19,539 --> 00:25:22,180 or an actual courtroom where he conducts trials? 514 00:25:23,299 --> 00:25:24,900 Is it Judge Rat King? 515 00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:26,740 No, it's King Rat Judge. 516 00:25:26,740 --> 00:25:27,220 He's the King. 517 00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:28,339 Third Judge King Rat. 518 00:25:30,980 --> 00:25:33,380 How many auto params, how many titles does he have? 519 00:25:33,380 --> 00:25:34,259 Is he a judge too? 520 00:25:34,259 --> 00:25:36,180 I mean, right now he's just the Rat King. 521 00:25:37,940 --> 00:25:40,180 We should talk to him about maybe adding a few more. 522 00:25:40,180 --> 00:25:43,620 You think that would be better for like, you know, 523 00:25:44,339 --> 00:25:45,220 how people see him? 524 00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:46,019 Probably. 525 00:25:46,019 --> 00:25:47,460 Well, I think the more titles the better. 526 00:25:51,059 --> 00:25:52,420 Okay, so what are you doing here? 527 00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:56,019 Well, naturally, we're here to talk to the Rat King 528 00:25:56,019 --> 00:25:58,900 about increasing his number of titles 529 00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:02,019 and thusly increasing the fear in the neighborhood of him. 530 00:26:05,139 --> 00:26:08,259 Squeeps from behind is like, hey, she looks familiar. 531 00:26:08,259 --> 00:26:13,460 I think we were at her place. 532 00:26:15,940 --> 00:26:17,539 At my place, at my Zumba class? 533 00:26:17,539 --> 00:26:18,740 Did I see you guys there? 534 00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:22,980 I remember a couple of very fit rats, 535 00:26:22,980 --> 00:26:25,059 like really kind of working it with the moves. 536 00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:28,500 Oh, that was Hans and Franz. 537 00:26:30,019 --> 00:26:33,619 Yeah, there are muscle. 538 00:26:33,619 --> 00:26:34,500 Yeah. 539 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,579 Yeah, they were very strong looking. 540 00:26:36,579 --> 00:26:37,220 Very strong. 541 00:26:37,940 --> 00:26:39,940 They said they were going somewhere the other morning 542 00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:41,379 and maybe that's where they were. 543 00:26:41,379 --> 00:26:44,579 They came back all just jazzed on life. 544 00:26:44,579 --> 00:26:45,779 I don't understand. 545 00:26:45,779 --> 00:26:46,900 You guys should come one morning. 546 00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:49,539 I do it every morning just outside the Bahamut Temple. 547 00:26:50,660 --> 00:26:51,859 Have you heard of Bahamut? 548 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:55,380 The Bahamut Temple, you say? 549 00:26:56,580 --> 00:26:58,420 Yeah, it's really an amazing place. 550 00:26:58,420 --> 00:27:00,100 Just like the best, nicest people. 551 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:01,540 Do you guys know about Bahamut? 552 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,020 No, no, tell us about Bahamut. 553 00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:09,140 Well, 47 minutes later. 554 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,420 I feel like we've lost the, 555 00:27:12,420 --> 00:27:15,300 I feel like we've lost the whole point of this here thing. 556 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,820 You've been talking for quite a while 557 00:27:16,820 --> 00:27:18,260 and Squeeps here fell asleep. 558 00:27:18,819 --> 00:27:21,299 Oh, Squeeps asleep? 559 00:27:22,259 --> 00:27:24,180 Well, you know, there's no need. 560 00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:26,579 Just hearing about Bahamut makes you so, 561 00:27:26,579 --> 00:27:28,420 you feel so safe that you're free 562 00:27:28,420 --> 00:27:30,259 to just drift off to slumberland. 563 00:27:30,259 --> 00:27:33,059 Yeah, it's just a very calm, warm place to be. 564 00:27:33,059 --> 00:27:36,180 But anyway, we're here to talk to the Rat King 565 00:27:36,180 --> 00:27:39,140 about his titles and his lineage and his legacy. 566 00:27:39,940 --> 00:27:44,019 Yeah, as your king and protection 567 00:27:44,019 --> 00:27:45,940 from all that oppose him. 568 00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:47,379 I get it, I get it. 569 00:27:48,259 --> 00:27:49,220 He gets it. 570 00:27:49,220 --> 00:27:49,539 All right. 571 00:27:49,539 --> 00:27:50,420 He gets it. 572 00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,660 So you want to go see the Rat King, is what you're saying? 573 00:27:52,660 --> 00:27:53,859 Oh, yes, it works. 574 00:27:53,859 --> 00:27:54,980 Hey, Squeeps, wake up. 575 00:27:56,339 --> 00:27:57,299 Just lead him in there. 576 00:28:02,099 --> 00:28:05,059 Unless you say otherwise, you follow behind Squeeps 577 00:28:05,059 --> 00:28:06,740 and Turner Kitts chatting you off. 578 00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:10,099 So how did you like the little note that we left you? 579 00:28:10,099 --> 00:28:11,859 Was that real intimidating? 580 00:28:11,859 --> 00:28:14,900 Oh, yeah, you know what, I shook. 581 00:28:18,420 --> 00:28:18,900 Great. 582 00:28:19,940 --> 00:28:21,059 That was my idea. 583 00:28:21,859 --> 00:28:23,859 Oh, that was yours. 584 00:28:23,859 --> 00:28:24,740 Your idea. 585 00:28:24,740 --> 00:28:25,859 Oh, yeah. 586 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:30,259 Well, you need to leave a calling card of sorts, right? 587 00:28:30,259 --> 00:28:32,099 When you're trying to get people's attention. 588 00:28:32,819 --> 00:28:33,460 Oh, okay. 589 00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:36,259 Well, you have my attention. 590 00:28:36,980 --> 00:28:39,539 Undivided attention. 591 00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:41,059 Perfect. 592 00:28:41,859 --> 00:28:45,460 This is going to go over so well once we see the Rat King. 593 00:28:45,460 --> 00:28:48,180 Yes, for sure. 594 00:28:50,259 --> 00:28:59,700 You walk into a larger open area where sewage is pouring down into this and going out. 595 00:29:01,059 --> 00:29:06,019 And in the center, there's a kind of a bridge and a platform 596 00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:10,340 that go over top of this central sewage area. 597 00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:12,019 This is fancy AF, right? 598 00:29:12,019 --> 00:29:12,660 Right? 599 00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:13,299 Real, real. 600 00:29:13,940 --> 00:29:19,299 There's a large, what looks like, I mean, it's a chair, 601 00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:24,259 but it looks like it's been adorned to be kind of a throne of sorts. 602 00:29:24,259 --> 00:29:25,379 Oh, God, is it a toilet? 603 00:29:28,659 --> 00:29:29,159 Yep. 604 00:29:31,460 --> 00:29:34,259 This used to be a throne, I was like, that's a toilet. 605 00:29:34,259 --> 00:29:36,500 And it's a large toilet, though. 606 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:38,740 It looks like maybe it's a giant size toilet. 607 00:29:38,740 --> 00:29:39,240 Okay. 608 00:29:40,339 --> 00:29:47,700 And you are walked up this bridge and you stand in front of it. 609 00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:53,220 And Tourniquet says, all right, we got to just go get the king. 610 00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:54,180 And we'll be right back. 611 00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:55,700 You just kind of wait here, okay? 612 00:29:56,579 --> 00:29:57,220 Yeah, for sure. 613 00:29:58,099 --> 00:30:00,980 Squeak, you stay here just in case they try any funny business. 614 00:30:02,339 --> 00:30:02,839 Okay. 615 00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:06,099 Tourniquet jumps up and into the toilet. 616 00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:12,020 And you hear some banging as it kind of falls down some pipes. 617 00:30:13,940 --> 00:30:15,620 If they're in, I have a question. 618 00:30:15,620 --> 00:30:17,780 If they're in the sewer, where does that flush to? 619 00:30:20,420 --> 00:30:21,220 I'm curious. 620 00:30:21,940 --> 00:30:22,980 It's a good question. 621 00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:24,580 Is there sub-sewers? 622 00:30:24,580 --> 00:30:26,420 Is, like, there water in the toilet? 623 00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:29,300 No. 624 00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:30,580 Or it's just a tunnel. 625 00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:31,080 Okay. 626 00:30:31,639 --> 00:30:36,919 After a few moments, Tourniquet comes back up. 627 00:30:36,919 --> 00:30:42,279 He says, all right, do you have any questions before you're presented before royalty? 628 00:30:43,079 --> 00:30:43,879 Do I look okay? 629 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,359 I mean, yeah, you look fine. 630 00:30:49,319 --> 00:30:52,199 What does the Rat King prefer to be called? 631 00:30:53,399 --> 00:30:54,519 The Rat King. 632 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:55,240 Okay, perfect. 633 00:30:58,119 --> 00:31:00,439 So not like your warship or anything like that. 634 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:01,720 He just prefers Rat King. 635 00:31:02,519 --> 00:31:05,480 Your honor, your regalness. 636 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,759 Yeah, no, we just generally call him the Rat King. 637 00:31:08,759 --> 00:31:10,440 I think you guys could probably step it up a notch. 638 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,200 There are so many other adjectives out there. 639 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,640 Oh, what would you suggest? 640 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,160 Oh, your highness, your royalty, your magnanimousnessness. 641 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,600 Your beneficence. 642 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:21,880 Okay, yeah, all right. 643 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,880 He hops out and gives a knock on the side of the toilet. 644 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:28,360 Is that the signal? 645 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:38,680 And you hear slow meandering, scurrying through the tunnel system that goes through and up into this toilet. 646 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:44,440 And rising up from the throne, Tourniquet begins to speak. 647 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:51,000 He's like, is High, High, Royal, Royal Hiney. 648 00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,040 Go on, you're doing great. 649 00:31:56,039 --> 00:32:00,119 The rat you've all been waiting for. 650 00:32:01,799 --> 00:32:03,879 The one to rule them all. 651 00:32:05,639 --> 00:32:07,720 His kingship, lordly. 652 00:32:08,359 --> 00:32:09,159 The Rat King. 653 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,639 Welcome to the middle. 654 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,119 It's fun. 655 00:32:28,119 --> 00:32:30,359 It had like a real shallow vibe for me. 656 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:31,799 Oh, did it? 657 00:32:33,799 --> 00:32:35,000 Is that shallow? 658 00:32:35,639 --> 00:32:36,200 Is that the one? 659 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,519 Yeah, the Lady Gaga Bradley Cooper one. 660 00:32:38,519 --> 00:32:39,639 Right, didn't see it. 661 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,680 Maybe I'm just that good. 662 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,000 I think you're just on par with Gaga. 663 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,759 I'm just Gaga Bradley Cooper good. 664 00:32:46,759 --> 00:32:47,559 That's what they say. 665 00:32:48,279 --> 00:32:50,119 That's what we always say about you. 666 00:32:50,119 --> 00:32:51,319 That is my rating system. 667 00:32:51,319 --> 00:32:55,480 Russ More ranks on the Bradley Cooper Lady Gaga scale. 668 00:32:55,559 --> 00:32:56,059 No. 669 00:32:56,759 --> 00:33:02,920 Where you can listen to some bonus episodes that sometimes feature Russ singing because 670 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,880 he plays a bard is on Patreon. 671 00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,160 That's right, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 672 00:33:10,599 --> 00:33:13,480 Where I sing all of the songs for the first season, 673 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,400 second season and do a little bit in third season. 674 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,279 I feel like it's going to it's going to skyrocket here. 675 00:33:18,279 --> 00:33:19,079 Coming down the pipeline. 676 00:33:19,079 --> 00:33:21,640 Yeah, I feel like there's going to be an incurring incident. 677 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,640 That's like, I need to get back in the game. 678 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,400 I switched to an acting game. 679 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,640 Now I need to get back in the singing game. 680 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,200 Yeah, yeah, a lot of talk about playwriting, 681 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:33,480 but we're going to get back to that singing I think pretty soon. 682 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:38,120 So you can you can hear all those episodes just for being a patron at the $2 level. 683 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,640 We have a ton of other really cool stuff like monthly Google 684 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:46,520 monthly live stream hangouts where you can come hang out with the four of us. 685 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,240 And we chat with you. 686 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,560 You tell us how how things are going. 687 00:33:51,559 --> 00:33:54,359 And then we talk about it. 688 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,440 That's a really good cell, isn't it? 689 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:57,879 It is pretty good. 690 00:33:57,879 --> 00:33:58,200 Yep. 691 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,079 It's really the peak peak cell cell. 692 00:34:01,879 --> 00:34:05,720 And I mean, those can be those can be anything from Q and A's to just 693 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,840 general joshing around and bullshitting. 694 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,920 Majority of the latter. 695 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,279 But yeah, mostly that one. 696 00:34:12,279 --> 00:34:13,639 But sometimes people ask questions. 697 00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:14,440 You know us. 698 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:15,000 You know us. 699 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,360 You know how we roll. 700 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:21,079 We also have some rather really cool stuff, including a tier called the goods 701 00:34:21,079 --> 00:34:28,039 where you can help us vote on new designs for our apparel, our merchandise. 702 00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:33,639 But also after you're a patron at that tier for four consecutive months, 703 00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:35,639 you get swag sent to you quarterly. 704 00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:36,840 That's what I meant to say. 705 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,239 Oh, what kind of swag, Russ? 706 00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:39,559 New swag. 707 00:34:39,559 --> 00:34:40,679 Anything and everything? 708 00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,119 Anything and everything. 709 00:34:42,119 --> 00:34:45,079 Probably because you're helping us design new designs 710 00:34:45,079 --> 00:34:48,920 or come up with the new designs that we want to do and then execute them. 711 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,039 You probably get those designs. 712 00:34:52,039 --> 00:34:55,720 Probably get those new designs first before anybody else. 713 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:56,519 So go check that out. 714 00:34:56,519 --> 00:34:58,440 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 715 00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,639 We want to see you over there. 716 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,159 We would love to have you over there. 717 00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,320 A whole bunch of really cool stuff. 718 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:04,440 Hopefully there's a place for you. 719 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,280 Now it's episode time. 720 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,000 Can't touch this. 721 00:35:12,039 --> 00:35:12,519 Okay, bye. 722 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:13,800 Bye. 723 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:14,300 Bye. 724 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:22,199 Rashomon, a land where spirits roam and witches rule. 725 00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:31,079 Three women are embroiled in a divine plot and it is up to them to uncover why. 726 00:35:32,679 --> 00:35:37,400 Join the adventures of the broadswords at the broadswords.com. 727 00:35:39,079 --> 00:35:39,800 That was wonderful. 728 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,519 You did a great job. 729 00:35:40,519 --> 00:35:41,159 That was really good. 730 00:35:42,199 --> 00:35:44,840 Squeeps begins clapping just very fast. 731 00:35:46,519 --> 00:36:00,039 And rising up with a cut up tin can. 732 00:36:02,039 --> 00:36:04,920 This is exactly what I was imagining in my brain. 733 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,679 Only it was a Coca-Cola can. 734 00:36:06,679 --> 00:36:09,079 But I know that doesn't exist in this world. 735 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,759 Dressed in soiled, what looked like they were at one point, 736 00:36:14,759 --> 00:36:17,159 very nice clothes, but they are soiled and tattered. 737 00:36:18,519 --> 00:36:23,400 The Rat King rises out and he as well is probably three or four feet tall. 738 00:36:24,519 --> 00:36:27,239 And he stands before you and he says, 739 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,639 You have come to 740 00:36:33,159 --> 00:36:36,199 bask before the Royal King, have you? 741 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:40,280 Have you? 742 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:40,920 Yep. 743 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:41,480 Oh, yes. 744 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,360 Yeah. Yep. 745 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:43,400 Yep. Your kingship. 746 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:43,880 Yep. 747 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:44,280 Yes. 748 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,080 Absolutely. 749 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,040 So that is wonderful. 750 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:48,600 Yeah. Yeah. 751 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:51,880 Sweeps? 752 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,120 Squeeps? 753 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:55,880 Squeeps? 754 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,680 Yeah. Squeeps. 755 00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:01,480 Yes. Squeeps was telling us you were trying to get my attention. 756 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,640 And we did because you showed up. 757 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:06,140 Yeah. 758 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:10,120 Good job, Dernican Squeeps. 759 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,280 You've earned your snack for today. 760 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,960 And he reaches into a pocket and he throws them each a little like cracker, 761 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:17,000 half-eaten cracker. 762 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,760 Is it an animal cracker? 763 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:20,760 Yes. 764 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,680 You two go wait down there. 765 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,720 I will deal with these royals, these subjects. 766 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,200 They scurry back down either side of the bridge. 767 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:38,600 So they're standing down on the bottom of the bridge at either side. 768 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,640 Now, my vision for the Dock Ward, 769 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:49,160 and many people have already come to tell me that this will work, 770 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:55,320 is that I will be the ruler of the Dock Ward. 771 00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:02,840 And you will, as an owner of a fine establishment, 772 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,039 sorry for Dernican Squeeps. 773 00:38:06,039 --> 00:38:07,400 They like to mess things up. 774 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,240 I will protect you from all that oppose the Rat King. 775 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,360 Sorry, I have a question. 776 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:14,840 Sorry. 777 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,200 My hearing isn't too good. 778 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,000 You're way up there. 779 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,039 We're way down here. 780 00:38:18,039 --> 00:38:18,360 Sorry. 781 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:23,240 Are you going to be the ruler of the Dock Lord or the Dark Ward? 782 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:30,760 The Dock Ward is the area that you're in. 783 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,400 The Dock Ward. 784 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,600 I think he's saying the Dock Ward. 785 00:38:32,599 --> 00:38:33,639 It's probably the one. 786 00:38:35,799 --> 00:38:37,239 The Dock Ward? 787 00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:40,039 Oh, you're going to have to talk to them if it's the Dock Ward. 788 00:38:40,039 --> 00:38:41,960 No, because they're feisty. 789 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,799 Yeah, the Dock Ward, we're working on them. 790 00:38:45,799 --> 00:38:46,839 They're a harder sell. 791 00:38:48,679 --> 00:38:49,319 Harder sell. 792 00:38:50,039 --> 00:38:56,920 So all you need to do is just we'll just come collect payment 793 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,279 and we'll just protect you. 794 00:38:58,279 --> 00:38:59,480 From what? 795 00:39:03,159 --> 00:39:10,759 From all the other people who want to take over the Dock Ward. 796 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,920 Has this been an ongoing problem, Bonbera? 797 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,519 Is this something that you've needed help with? 798 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000 Generally, the City Watch are good. 799 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,559 Except when there's fires and festivities. 800 00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:28,279 But generally, they're on top of things. 801 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:29,960 Have you? 802 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:35,880 There are lurking evils in the sewers that we have already started to protect you from. 803 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,360 So you're doing your job for free? 804 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,920 Nope, not anymore. 805 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:43,240 Okay. 806 00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:44,840 Thus the calling card. 807 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,880 So you took something that belongs to me. 808 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:53,160 That was how we got your attention. 809 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,160 Yes, I would like it back, please. 810 00:39:55,879 --> 00:40:01,559 Um, see, I think they picked it because they were tired of people smiling. 811 00:40:03,079 --> 00:40:05,799 Why would you be tired of people smiling? 812 00:40:06,839 --> 00:40:08,839 We are not a smiley group. 813 00:40:08,839 --> 00:40:09,799 Well, that's a shame. 814 00:40:11,399 --> 00:40:13,559 That's, that's a darn shame. 815 00:40:13,559 --> 00:40:16,039 See this scowl that adorns our face? 816 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:17,719 How? 817 00:40:18,359 --> 00:40:20,440 Racking, have you tried smiling? 818 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:23,879 I tried it once. 819 00:40:26,119 --> 00:40:28,039 I feel like if you, if you maybe- 820 00:40:28,039 --> 00:40:29,000 It hurt. 821 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:33,719 Tried it again, maybe you'd see that it's, it's a lot nicer when you smile. 822 00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:37,639 Well, I hear it's a lot harder on your face to frown than it is to smile. 823 00:40:37,639 --> 00:40:38,359 I've heard that too. 824 00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:42,920 When your face has been frowning for so long as ours has, 825 00:40:43,639 --> 00:40:46,519 the muscles are just locked in that position. 826 00:40:46,519 --> 00:40:49,079 Yeah, but I hear you're never fully dressed without a smile. 827 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:50,519 Look at me. 828 00:40:50,519 --> 00:40:52,440 I have magnificent robes. 829 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,599 I am fully dressed at right now. 830 00:40:54,599 --> 00:40:56,679 Well, smile and the world smiles with you. 831 00:40:59,639 --> 00:41:01,480 I could go on forever. 832 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,360 She's got a lot of these. 833 00:41:07,159 --> 00:41:08,199 Make a persuasion check. 834 00:41:10,759 --> 00:41:14,920 Hey, it is, I got a plus four on persuasion. 835 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:15,719 Fuck yeah, bud. 836 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:17,319 22. 837 00:41:17,319 --> 00:41:19,480 He scowls at you and looks down at you 838 00:41:19,559 --> 00:41:28,280 and you see his, his sharp pointed, almost rotted teeth begin to show in like a grimace. 839 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:34,599 Like he tries to pull his lips back into what looks like he's trying to smile. 840 00:41:34,599 --> 00:41:36,119 He's like, like this. 841 00:41:38,119 --> 00:41:38,760 You're off. 842 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:39,559 You're almost there. 843 00:41:40,199 --> 00:41:41,159 You're so close. 844 00:41:41,159 --> 00:41:41,559 You're so close. 845 00:41:41,559 --> 00:41:43,800 You have a beautiful smile. 846 00:41:45,079 --> 00:41:45,559 It really does. 847 00:41:45,559 --> 00:41:46,760 Do you feel better? 848 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,240 It looks very regal. 849 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,400 You look like a leader, a ruler. 850 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,079 That Doc Lord's got nothing on you. 851 00:41:56,119 --> 00:41:57,320 Doc Lord? 852 00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,199 Well, you said you're going to be the ruler of the Doc Lord. 853 00:42:00,199 --> 00:42:02,360 No, Doc, Doc Ward. 854 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:03,880 Ward. 855 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:09,159 Oh, see, I think the problem is, is that we've only adopted the Doc. 856 00:42:09,159 --> 00:42:10,119 You were born in it. 857 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,199 You got my backstory. 858 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,559 Yeah, I will. 859 00:42:21,559 --> 00:42:26,760 I will be sure to give tourniquet and squeeps another cracker for making sure that all of 860 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:30,599 all everybody knows all about the Rat King. 861 00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:33,719 Those new names that they gave for me though. 862 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,480 So this hurts. 863 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:41,400 I don't see. 864 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:42,920 Doesn't it also feel good? 865 00:42:43,559 --> 00:42:45,000 Exercise like in your heart. 866 00:42:45,159 --> 00:42:49,719 Yeah, when you haven't used something in a long time and then you start to and you 867 00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:51,559 can kind of feel it loosen up. 868 00:42:51,559 --> 00:42:52,599 Just got to do some reps. 869 00:42:52,599 --> 00:42:54,840 I can put together a whole routine for you if you want. 870 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:58,519 Really get those facial muscles kind of like loose and relaxed and strong. 871 00:43:02,039 --> 00:43:03,800 Glenn, make a persuasion check as well. 872 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,519 OK, I sure will. 873 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,519 I mean, PAlydins are like persuasive as fuck, I'm pretty sure. 874 00:43:10,519 --> 00:43:11,719 Yeah, it's 24. 875 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,240 You could do that for me. 876 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:16,600 Of course. 877 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,600 It's like I love fitness. 878 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,520 I mean, I love Bahamut number one. 879 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:21,960 Number one, Bahamut. 880 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,240 Number two, my friends. 881 00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:24,920 Number three, fitness. 882 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,000 So I'm so happy. 883 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:27,960 Actually, here, hold on. 884 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:31,640 And I like maybe could I just borrow your notepad for one second? 885 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:34,280 I can put I can throw some together real quick for you. 886 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:38,440 And I write down like, you know, 20 times smile frowns. 887 00:43:39,159 --> 00:43:43,320 And then it's a bunch of reps of different exercises 888 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:46,679 and like pushing up your cheeks and pulling down your cheeks. 889 00:43:46,679 --> 00:43:49,159 He's following behind you on everything at this moment. 890 00:43:50,039 --> 00:43:52,280 And so if you just do that every day, 891 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,200 honestly, like you'll start to see improvement 892 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,280 after just a couple of days and do this for a month. 893 00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,760 And you are going to be a champion smiler. 894 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:05,800 You know, I start to feel something 895 00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:10,280 when I do these these these exercises. 896 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:13,960 He's still it's a it's a very it's a disgusting smile. 897 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:21,640 But I start to feel warm on the inside. 898 00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:22,440 It's nice, right? 899 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:24,680 I guess. 900 00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:26,840 Is this a good way to be? 901 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,480 Is this what people above the sewers feel? 902 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,039 I mean, the lucky ones. 903 00:44:32,039 --> 00:44:35,080 Yeah, it's like having the sun shining on the inside. 904 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:41,240 You hear from down at the bottom of the bridge's tourniquet. 905 00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:41,720 Yell up. 906 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:45,240 He's like, your lordship, are you OK up there? 907 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:47,560 I think I am. 908 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:48,360 How does it look? 909 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:53,240 And you look down and you see that very shocked face on on tourniquet. 910 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:57,000 And he's like, it looks great. 911 00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,200 Yeah, I think it looks wonderful. 912 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:00,760 It looks great. 913 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:01,400 It looks so great. 914 00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:02,920 You guys should try this too. 915 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:03,880 Squeeps tourniquet. 916 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:04,680 You should try this. 917 00:45:05,159 --> 00:45:06,279 Get in here, you guys. 918 00:45:06,279 --> 00:45:07,799 Both of them try the same thing. 919 00:45:08,519 --> 00:45:10,199 They're like, yeah, yeah, like this. 920 00:45:10,199 --> 00:45:11,799 This is this is what the king wants. 921 00:45:14,039 --> 00:45:16,359 I think every king wants happy subjects, right? 922 00:45:16,359 --> 00:45:18,119 It means he's doing his job really well. 923 00:45:18,119 --> 00:45:18,599 Right. 924 00:45:18,599 --> 00:45:20,119 OK, great. 925 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,239 And the king turns and looks at you and says, 926 00:45:24,839 --> 00:45:30,599 well, I'm going to stop for a minute just because the muscles haven't happened. 927 00:45:30,599 --> 00:45:33,000 Yeah, rest is just as important as reps. 928 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:37,000 You got to you got to take you got to take a break sometimes, too. 929 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:37,639 Yeah, go slow. 930 00:45:37,639 --> 00:45:38,599 You don't hurt yourself. 931 00:45:38,599 --> 00:45:40,519 There's nothing like pulling a mouth muscle. 932 00:45:40,519 --> 00:45:45,960 Well, I feel like this has changed my entire outlook. 933 00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,719 My whole reason for being. 934 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:54,119 Well, you're going to give our friend her smile wand back. 935 00:45:54,119 --> 00:45:54,679 Oh, right. 936 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,000 It might make you smile on the inside. 937 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,079 Yeah, you know, yeah. 938 00:46:03,079 --> 00:46:09,719 So sometimes when you you give something to someone, you know, it makes you feel good. 939 00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,840 And it brings this smile. 940 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:15,159 Yes. 941 00:46:16,039 --> 00:46:17,239 Just try and stop it. 942 00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:17,739 Yeah. 943 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,679 My God, I think we're really learning something important today, you guys. 944 00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:25,800 This is our like very special episode. 945 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:26,300 It is. 946 00:46:27,260 --> 00:46:32,860 He calls out in a series of high pitched squeaks and you hear. 947 00:46:35,019 --> 00:46:40,940 I don't want to say rumbling, but you hear like a low rumble coming from some of the pipes. 948 00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:43,660 Oh, God, it's a thunder down under. 949 00:46:45,180 --> 00:46:45,580 What? 950 00:46:45,580 --> 00:46:46,700 No, it's the rats. 951 00:46:47,660 --> 00:46:49,900 Oh, yeah, I knew that. 952 00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:51,180 Not Australian strippers. 953 00:46:52,380 --> 00:46:53,420 I saw that show. 954 00:46:53,420 --> 00:46:57,180 No, I think I did too when I was like 19. 955 00:46:58,860 --> 00:47:06,619 Rat swarms of rats begin pouring out of the pipes and on the backs of one of the 956 00:47:06,619 --> 00:47:09,980 swarms, you see your wand of smiles. 957 00:47:09,980 --> 00:47:11,019 What does it look like? 958 00:47:12,380 --> 00:47:12,619 It. 959 00:47:14,860 --> 00:47:22,139 You know, it's funnily enough, it doesn't look like the most friendly. 960 00:47:24,059 --> 00:47:32,780 Actually, it's kind of spindly looking and twisted and the handle is that of like it 961 00:47:32,780 --> 00:47:34,940 looks like a carved spider. 962 00:47:37,659 --> 00:47:42,619 This wand kind of rises and rolls along the back of all of these rats as they come 963 00:47:42,619 --> 00:47:48,300 and crowd in front of you and lift up the wand to about hand height in front of you. 964 00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:51,019 And he says, we're going to try this out. 965 00:47:51,019 --> 00:47:55,659 And if it doesn't make me smile, my rats might eat you. 966 00:47:56,619 --> 00:47:58,139 These are smaller rats? 967 00:47:58,139 --> 00:47:58,860 These are regular size rats. 968 00:47:58,860 --> 00:48:01,500 Is he controlling these rats the same way Antman controls ants? 969 00:48:02,139 --> 00:48:02,699 You don't know. 970 00:48:04,380 --> 00:48:09,659 OK, well, you know, just hand it over and everyone and I look at the party and 971 00:48:09,659 --> 00:48:11,980 like put this giant smile on my face. 972 00:48:14,780 --> 00:48:16,059 We're all smiling right now. 973 00:48:16,059 --> 00:48:17,659 We're just smiling so big. 974 00:48:17,659 --> 00:48:20,699 I realize the audio podcast not helpful that we're all smiling. 975 00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:22,460 Big smiles, big smiles. 976 00:48:22,460 --> 00:48:27,340 Everybody roll a persuasion check as the handoff happens here. 977 00:48:27,340 --> 00:48:28,380 Well, that's 14. 978 00:48:29,100 --> 00:48:29,900 Dirty 20. 979 00:48:31,420 --> 00:48:32,220 Oh, OK. 980 00:48:32,220 --> 00:48:33,500 Oh, I like that guy because mine was only. 981 00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:35,740 Apparently I have a plus five for persuasion, so that's a 21. 982 00:48:36,940 --> 00:48:39,500 I also have a plus five, but mine's still an eight. 983 00:48:41,740 --> 00:48:43,340 Carla, give me back my dice rolls. 984 00:48:44,300 --> 00:48:48,620 Bombera, you reach out to grab the wand and you're looking at the face of 985 00:48:49,339 --> 00:48:55,339 the Rat King and he's watching all four of you very intently and he looks down to 986 00:48:55,339 --> 00:48:59,819 tourniquet and squeeps and both of them still have the pain smile on their face as well. 987 00:49:01,179 --> 00:49:09,099 And you see his lips begin to crack again and he too begins to that same ugly smile as he's 988 00:49:09,099 --> 00:49:15,659 like, it feels so good to just be nice. 989 00:49:17,259 --> 00:49:18,299 And you know what? 990 00:49:18,299 --> 00:49:22,860 People end up being nice to you when you're nice to them. 991 00:49:26,059 --> 00:49:30,380 So if I go try this on the ducks, they might let me have some of their territory. 992 00:49:31,179 --> 00:49:32,299 It's worth a shot. 993 00:49:32,299 --> 00:49:35,579 Those ducks are fucking, I mean, yes. 994 00:49:35,579 --> 00:49:36,539 All right. 995 00:49:36,539 --> 00:49:47,579 I'm going to try this smile business and see about expanding our reach and maybe 996 00:49:48,299 --> 00:49:50,940 creating friendships at the same time. 997 00:49:50,940 --> 00:49:56,299 Yes, that is a worthwhile and commendable goal. 998 00:49:57,579 --> 00:49:59,659 Truly something a king would do. 999 00:49:59,659 --> 00:50:01,500 That's how you remain kingly. 1000 00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:02,460 Happy subjects. 1001 00:50:02,460 --> 00:50:04,779 I suggest having a vision statement. 1002 00:50:06,539 --> 00:50:07,900 A vision statement. 1003 00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:08,940 Oh, yeah. 1004 00:50:08,940 --> 00:50:09,259 You know what? 1005 00:50:09,259 --> 00:50:10,059 What's a vision statement? 1006 00:50:10,059 --> 00:50:14,299 If you come to the offices of the Ducks Eye Business Association, 1007 00:50:14,299 --> 00:50:18,539 they can help you put together that vision statement. 1008 00:50:19,739 --> 00:50:19,980 Really? 1009 00:50:19,980 --> 00:50:20,460 Yeah. 1010 00:50:20,460 --> 00:50:21,420 And you know what? 1011 00:50:21,420 --> 00:50:26,699 If you want to extend your reach, they can help you with your business venture as well. 1012 00:50:28,779 --> 00:50:33,980 Oh, I had no idea that these resources were available to someone such as I. 1013 00:50:33,980 --> 00:50:36,940 They are for everyone in the dock ward. 1014 00:50:38,139 --> 00:50:41,099 And is there any sort of membership fee? 1015 00:50:41,099 --> 00:50:42,219 Um, you know what? 1016 00:50:43,260 --> 00:50:48,219 I, you know, I'm on the board so I can sponsor you. 1017 00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:50,300 Wow. 1018 00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:50,460 Yeah. 1019 00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:51,900 It's just- 1020 00:50:51,900 --> 00:50:53,099 Tell about the people you know. 1021 00:50:53,099 --> 00:50:56,940 If I go out on a limb and sponsor you though, I just, you know, just don't, 1022 00:50:58,780 --> 00:51:00,059 don't let me down, you know? 1023 00:51:01,980 --> 00:51:02,860 Smile. 1024 00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:05,260 With a smile like that, he can let anyone down. 1025 00:51:06,140 --> 00:51:07,099 Always smile. 1026 00:51:07,099 --> 00:51:08,059 I won't let you down. 1027 00:51:09,180 --> 00:51:09,900 Fabulous. 1028 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:15,420 Um, why don't we set up a meeting for tomorrow at 11 and then we can go have lunch. 1029 00:51:16,460 --> 00:51:17,180 Oh, okay. 1030 00:51:17,980 --> 00:51:19,180 Do you guys got that? 1031 00:51:19,180 --> 00:51:20,300 Turn it, get, squeak. 1032 00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:21,500 Do we know what time is? 1033 00:51:23,019 --> 00:51:23,900 We'll figure it out. 1034 00:51:23,900 --> 00:51:24,300 Okay. 1035 00:51:25,740 --> 00:51:25,980 Great. 1036 00:51:25,980 --> 00:51:26,620 Great. 1037 00:51:26,620 --> 00:51:30,059 Well, I'll see you at 11. 1038 00:51:31,340 --> 00:51:32,059 I can't wait. 1039 00:51:32,059 --> 00:51:39,019 This is going to be so good for rolling out my kingdom to the entire dock ward. 1040 00:51:41,980 --> 00:51:43,340 I'm going to drop my smile again. 1041 00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:46,219 All right. 1042 00:51:46,219 --> 00:51:47,019 Yeah, take it easy. 1043 00:51:47,019 --> 00:51:48,059 Can't do it all at once. 1044 00:51:48,059 --> 00:51:48,940 There's a lot. 1045 00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:51,259 I'm going to have to have a royal nap here in a little bit. 1046 00:51:52,619 --> 00:51:54,860 I'm going to start calling all my naps royal naps. 1047 00:51:54,860 --> 00:51:56,139 Royal naps for sure. 1048 00:51:57,900 --> 00:51:58,299 All right. 1049 00:51:58,299 --> 00:52:01,980 Well, this wasn't the way I expected today to go. 1050 00:52:01,980 --> 00:52:04,860 But you know what? 1051 00:52:06,539 --> 00:52:09,500 I feel like the rat king turned over a new leaf today. 1052 00:52:10,780 --> 00:52:12,460 We're building bridges and it's beautiful. 1053 00:52:13,820 --> 00:52:15,500 It's like these water features you have here. 1054 00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:16,699 It's gorgeous. 1055 00:52:16,699 --> 00:52:17,179 It is. 1056 00:52:18,059 --> 00:52:22,460 This is why I picked this location because it all just kind of comes down here. 1057 00:52:23,179 --> 00:52:23,820 Central. 1058 00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:26,059 You can get everywhere from here. 1059 00:52:28,699 --> 00:52:31,260 You got to be, you got to be available is what you got to be 1060 00:52:31,900 --> 00:52:32,860 when you're a king like me. 1061 00:52:33,500 --> 00:52:34,220 That's true. 1062 00:52:34,220 --> 00:52:36,300 We came in here, you saw us right away. 1063 00:52:37,420 --> 00:52:38,940 I think that's really important. 1064 00:52:38,940 --> 00:52:40,380 You're very accessible. 1065 00:52:40,380 --> 00:52:43,020 I had a welcoming party. 1066 00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:45,580 Yeah, they could be a little more welcoming. 1067 00:52:46,940 --> 00:52:51,820 Well, until today, smiling was not part of our purview. 1068 00:52:51,820 --> 00:52:54,860 I feel like going forward, they're really going to excel in their role. 1069 00:52:54,860 --> 00:52:57,020 I think so because they were very chatty too. 1070 00:52:57,020 --> 00:52:57,900 Very personable. 1071 00:52:58,460 --> 00:52:58,700 Interesting. 1072 00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:00,860 You did a good job choosing those guys. 1073 00:53:00,860 --> 00:53:01,420 Great. 1074 00:53:01,420 --> 00:53:03,820 Good job, sweets and tourniquet. 1075 00:53:05,260 --> 00:53:07,019 All right, well they will lead you out. 1076 00:53:07,660 --> 00:53:12,140 I am going to go find a reflection and see what this looks like. 1077 00:53:13,019 --> 00:53:14,780 This smile business. 1078 00:53:15,579 --> 00:53:16,700 Well, it looks great. 1079 00:53:16,700 --> 00:53:18,140 You're going to be happy with what you see. 1080 00:53:18,940 --> 00:53:19,260 All right. 1081 00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:20,300 I know I am. 1082 00:53:20,300 --> 00:53:25,340 As you're talking to him, he's lowering himself slowly back down into the toilet. 1083 00:53:26,140 --> 00:53:28,539 I will see you tomorrow at 11. 1084 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:29,420 11 o'clock. 1085 00:53:29,420 --> 00:53:31,099 11, 11. 1086 00:53:32,139 --> 00:53:34,139 And then scurrying back down the toilet. 1087 00:53:36,860 --> 00:53:41,180 And all of the swarms of rats scurry back up and into the pipes. 1088 00:53:41,900 --> 00:53:46,460 And squeeps and tourniquets lead you back out to where they met you 1089 00:53:46,460 --> 00:53:50,619 at the border of rat territory and duck territory. 1090 00:53:51,420 --> 00:53:53,820 And I turn myself into a duck. 1091 00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:59,340 And I roll around in the sewage again because I got a bit in. 1092 00:54:00,380 --> 00:54:01,579 I'm going to be a dirty duck. 1093 00:54:01,579 --> 00:54:01,820 Yep. 1094 00:54:02,460 --> 00:54:05,900 And I quacked at all the corners. 1095 00:54:07,900 --> 00:54:11,659 I tell squeeps and tourniquet, I hope I see you guys at Zumba tomorrow. 1096 00:54:12,380 --> 00:54:13,019 Every morning. 1097 00:54:14,619 --> 00:54:18,700 We're going to look into it and maybe make some time. 1098 00:54:18,700 --> 00:54:21,180 We have this 11 o'clock tomorrow, but maybe the day after. 1099 00:54:21,740 --> 00:54:22,300 Okay. 1100 00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:23,099 I'll see you there. 1101 00:54:23,099 --> 00:54:24,539 It's going to be real fun. 1102 00:54:24,539 --> 00:54:26,059 We're going to come with Hans and Franz. 1103 00:54:26,059 --> 00:54:27,500 They know where it is, right? 1104 00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:28,940 They know where it is and they're great. 1105 00:54:28,940 --> 00:54:31,099 You can just shadow them because they're experts. 1106 00:54:31,099 --> 00:54:31,500 Perfect. 1107 00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:31,900 Perfect. 1108 00:54:31,900 --> 00:54:33,099 Well, thank you. 1109 00:54:33,099 --> 00:54:33,980 Thank you. 1110 00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:35,579 Yeah, thanks for coming. 1111 00:54:35,579 --> 00:54:39,099 It's going to be an interesting transition period here, I think. 1112 00:54:39,099 --> 00:54:40,619 Yeah, it's a whole new world for you guys. 1113 00:54:41,260 --> 00:54:42,220 You know, just take it slow. 1114 00:54:42,220 --> 00:54:43,099 Roll with the punches. 1115 00:54:43,740 --> 00:54:44,220 Great. 1116 00:54:44,220 --> 00:54:45,579 Try not to punch anybody. 1117 00:54:45,579 --> 00:54:45,900 Right. 1118 00:54:45,900 --> 00:54:46,220 Yeah. 1119 00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:47,500 No, that's probably a good idea. 1120 00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:48,380 That's probably a good idea. 1121 00:54:48,380 --> 00:54:48,700 Okay. 1122 00:54:48,700 --> 00:54:50,860 Well, we'll see you guys soon then. 1123 00:54:50,860 --> 00:54:51,260 All right. 1124 00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:54,780 And you make your way back through duck territory, 1125 00:54:54,780 --> 00:54:56,619 quacking at all the appropriate times. 1126 00:54:56,619 --> 00:54:59,819 You make your way back to where you originally met the first ducks 1127 00:54:59,819 --> 00:55:05,579 and they look markedly cleaner than when you had entered. 1128 00:55:06,699 --> 00:55:12,779 Oh, thank you so much for the tips and we'll be on our way. 1129 00:55:14,940 --> 00:55:15,259 Great. 1130 00:55:15,259 --> 00:55:15,500 Great. 1131 00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:16,299 Yeah, yeah. 1132 00:55:16,299 --> 00:55:18,139 These guys all kind of have the same voice now. 1133 00:55:18,139 --> 00:55:18,699 Quack, quack. 1134 00:55:19,579 --> 00:55:20,219 Quack, quack. 1135 00:55:22,619 --> 00:55:24,139 Are you saying all ducks sound the same? 1136 00:55:24,139 --> 00:55:26,460 No, they had the same voice as the rats. 1137 00:55:27,420 --> 00:55:27,900 Fair enough. 1138 00:55:27,900 --> 00:55:28,220 Quack, quack. 1139 00:55:28,220 --> 00:55:28,940 All sewer folk. 1140 00:55:28,940 --> 00:55:30,860 All sewer folk kind of sound the same. 1141 00:55:30,860 --> 00:55:32,380 Dialect is a little bit the same. 1142 00:55:32,380 --> 00:55:34,380 Yeah, it's all in the same neighborhood. 1143 00:55:35,179 --> 00:55:35,820 Yeah, you got it. 1144 00:55:35,820 --> 00:55:36,619 It's their Brooklyn. 1145 00:55:36,619 --> 00:55:39,500 So you made your way to the Rat King. 1146 00:55:39,500 --> 00:55:40,139 You're good. 1147 00:55:40,139 --> 00:55:40,539 All right. 1148 00:55:40,539 --> 00:55:44,619 Well, we'll bid you adieu, my duck friend. 1149 00:55:45,659 --> 00:55:49,500 Duck friend in a salute, a feathered salute. 1150 00:55:50,059 --> 00:55:53,099 Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. 1151 00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:54,619 You make your way back out of the sewer 1152 00:55:54,619 --> 00:55:58,380 and you're back in the streets of the dock ward in Waterdeep. 1153 00:56:00,779 --> 00:56:02,619 Well, give everybody some hand sanitizer. 1154 00:56:05,259 --> 00:56:07,819 That did not go the way I was expecting it to go. 1155 00:56:08,539 --> 00:56:10,219 No, it turned out it was, you know, 1156 00:56:10,219 --> 00:56:11,900 he wasn't an evil being at all. 1157 00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:13,339 Just a little bit misconnected. 1158 00:56:13,339 --> 00:56:16,779 Yeah, you know, I think that the Rat King 1159 00:56:16,779 --> 00:56:20,460 would be a real asset to the Dockside Business Association. 1160 00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:21,900 For sure. 1161 00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:22,699 He's got a mission. 1162 00:56:22,699 --> 00:56:23,659 It's very hard working. 1163 00:56:24,779 --> 00:56:26,059 It's got grand plans. 1164 00:56:26,059 --> 00:56:27,900 Well, now look, you got your smile wand back. 1165 00:56:28,619 --> 00:56:29,739 Me too. 1166 00:56:29,739 --> 00:56:30,940 Who wants a smile? 1167 00:56:32,539 --> 00:56:33,019 I love one. 1168 00:56:33,019 --> 00:56:33,659 I raise my hand. 1169 00:56:33,659 --> 00:56:37,500 And I cast it on each of you. 1170 00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:38,940 It has three charges. 1171 00:56:40,699 --> 00:56:41,199 Perfect. 1172 00:56:42,059 --> 00:56:44,139 It looks so threatening the way you're fake holding your wand. 1173 00:56:44,139 --> 00:56:44,699 Yeah. 1174 00:56:44,699 --> 00:56:45,420 What's going to happen? 1175 00:56:46,539 --> 00:56:49,099 And you are now forced to smile for one minute. 1176 00:56:50,779 --> 00:56:52,380 Oh, this is really interesting. 1177 00:56:55,179 --> 00:56:55,739 Yeah. 1178 00:56:55,739 --> 00:56:56,539 Feels good. 1179 00:56:57,420 --> 00:56:58,219 It feels natural. 1180 00:56:59,099 --> 00:57:07,900 You make your way back to Bobbles and Such and settle up your reward. 1181 00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:08,699 Yes. 1182 00:57:08,699 --> 00:57:09,259 Oh, yeah. 1183 00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:09,900 Yes. 1184 00:57:09,900 --> 00:57:11,659 That is, you know what? 1185 00:57:11,659 --> 00:57:17,179 You'll have to go over to the Dockside Business Association office. 1186 00:57:17,179 --> 00:57:19,739 That is just two streets over and three rights. 1187 00:57:20,619 --> 00:57:24,539 And oh, back by Bottles and Such. 1188 00:57:24,619 --> 00:57:26,139 Yeah, exactly. 1189 00:57:27,099 --> 00:57:30,059 And you'll be able to pick up your reward, Bear. 1190 00:57:32,380 --> 00:57:34,059 Well, it was so great to meet you, Bob Bear. 1191 00:57:34,059 --> 00:57:35,179 We love this shop. 1192 00:57:35,179 --> 00:57:36,699 I mean, thank you again. 1193 00:57:36,699 --> 00:57:37,179 You're welcome. 1194 00:57:37,179 --> 00:57:39,980 My life's just going to be so much easier without this beard on. 1195 00:57:39,980 --> 00:57:40,699 You're welcome. 1196 00:57:41,659 --> 00:57:42,380 And you know what? 1197 00:57:42,380 --> 00:57:47,579 Those underprivileged orphans who are in need of wigs will thank you. 1198 00:57:48,460 --> 00:57:52,779 You go collect your reward. 1199 00:57:53,740 --> 00:57:59,580 And just roll me a perception. 1200 00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:00,560 Okay. 1201 00:58:02,220 --> 00:58:02,720 13. 1202 00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:08,700 There were a few things in Bobbles and Such that caught your eye, 1203 00:58:08,700 --> 00:58:13,100 that now that you have a large sum of money, you might want to go purchase. 1204 00:58:14,220 --> 00:58:16,620 Okay, so I'm not going to be eating my money anymore. 1205 00:58:17,580 --> 00:58:18,140 Well, maybe not all of it. 1206 00:58:18,140 --> 00:58:19,500 Still eat some of your money. 1207 00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:20,220 Oh, sure, yeah. 1208 00:58:20,780 --> 00:58:24,300 Oh, welcome back. 1209 00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:29,980 And at this point, I think Theobald has returned from dropping off the beard 1210 00:58:30,700 --> 00:58:32,860 and is now scrubbing the wall. 1211 00:58:32,860 --> 00:58:34,460 I see you put them right to work. 1212 00:58:36,540 --> 00:58:40,860 Did you talk to them about not leaving calling cards anymore? 1213 00:58:40,860 --> 00:58:42,460 Oh, yes, yes. 1214 00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:43,820 You know what? 1215 00:58:43,820 --> 00:58:48,940 Just, you know, actually getting cards printed for them, I think. 1216 00:58:48,940 --> 00:58:50,220 That's a great idea. 1217 00:58:50,220 --> 00:58:52,539 Yeah, I saw a few things in here, Bombera. 1218 00:58:52,539 --> 00:58:57,099 I was wondering if you could tell me kind of what they are because they caught my eye. 1219 00:58:57,820 --> 00:58:59,820 Oh, well, yeah, sure. 1220 00:59:01,019 --> 00:59:02,139 What caught your eye? 1221 00:59:02,780 --> 00:59:07,500 Well, there's that dagger over there with like the jade handle. 1222 00:59:08,220 --> 00:59:09,179 So I saw that one. 1223 00:59:09,179 --> 00:59:10,460 Oh, I see a link here from Victoria. 1224 00:59:10,460 --> 00:59:11,179 Maybe I'll go there. 1225 00:59:13,740 --> 00:59:15,420 That might be a better idea. 1226 00:59:15,420 --> 00:59:16,300 All right. 1227 00:59:16,300 --> 00:59:18,380 And we're working with a little bit of a gold constraint, 1228 00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:19,900 so I can't just go hog wild. 1229 00:59:19,900 --> 00:59:20,400 Hey, Russ. 1230 00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:27,900 I mean, it's up to Bombera as to what the actual price is. 1231 00:59:27,900 --> 00:59:30,940 Right, she might give you the friends and family discount. 1232 00:59:30,940 --> 00:59:35,260 There's some pretty broken stuff in here for level one characters. 1233 00:59:35,260 --> 00:59:38,539 So I'm going to say that, yeah, there's probably a bit of a constraint on 1234 00:59:38,539 --> 00:59:44,460 as to if it's a 12,000 gold piece item, 1235 00:59:44,460 --> 00:59:46,700 you're probably not going to be allowed to get it. 1236 00:59:47,660 --> 00:59:49,180 Well, you can sort by price. 1237 00:59:49,180 --> 00:59:53,180 Yeah, that mace for 48,000 gold pieces. 1238 00:59:53,180 --> 00:59:55,020 Yeah, probably not on the table. 1239 00:59:55,020 --> 00:59:55,980 Can you put it on land? 1240 00:59:55,980 --> 00:59:58,300 I was eyeballing this cloak of the bat. 1241 00:59:58,860 --> 01:00:01,420 Oh, yes, yes, this. 1242 01:00:01,420 --> 01:00:05,500 And she takes it off the rack. 1243 01:00:06,540 --> 01:00:14,380 This is a fine woven silk and put it on me. 1244 01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:21,980 And step into the shadows of your store. 1245 01:00:22,940 --> 01:00:25,740 And then I suddenly am a bat. 1246 01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:29,900 Well, only in the shadows. 1247 01:00:30,780 --> 01:00:33,180 And then I start flitting around the shop. 1248 01:00:35,660 --> 01:00:36,940 That is awesome. 1249 01:00:37,660 --> 01:00:41,100 Is that like that spell you you did earlier to turn into the duck? 1250 01:00:41,100 --> 01:00:42,540 Is that like the same thing? 1251 01:00:42,539 --> 01:00:48,940 And then I suddenly appear again in human form and take off the cloak. 1252 01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:56,300 Yes, but it is like that spell I can turn into pretty much anything. 1253 01:00:57,420 --> 01:00:58,380 This this. 1254 01:00:58,380 --> 01:00:59,739 Oh, so it's not just ducks. 1255 01:00:59,739 --> 01:01:04,619 No, it's not duck specific, but this one is bat specific. 1256 01:01:05,900 --> 01:01:06,619 Oh, OK. 1257 01:01:06,619 --> 01:01:09,340 So oh, so the only one you can do with this is yes. 1258 01:01:09,340 --> 01:01:10,219 But that's pretty cool. 1259 01:01:10,220 --> 01:01:12,860 Oh, yeah. 1260 01:01:12,860 --> 01:01:16,060 Well, do you think do I have enough gold to afford that? 1261 01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:18,780 How much do you have? 1262 01:01:20,540 --> 01:01:25,020 Well, I mean, we got the reward money and then I had some put away for some more 1263 01:01:25,020 --> 01:01:28,380 turnovers and the and the chocolate croissant that you recommended. 1264 01:01:28,380 --> 01:01:30,140 But I can dip into that fund a little bit. 1265 01:01:30,860 --> 01:01:32,220 Hmm, yes. 1266 01:01:32,940 --> 01:01:37,420 Well, you know, this is a one of a kind item. 1267 01:01:37,420 --> 01:01:41,420 I mean, yeah, I've never seen anything like that before in my life. 1268 01:01:41,420 --> 01:01:43,420 That's because this is the only one. 1269 01:01:45,579 --> 01:01:46,059 Wow. 1270 01:01:46,059 --> 01:01:51,579 Yeah. So the price tag is a little bit more than what you've got there. 1271 01:01:53,820 --> 01:01:57,500 But, you know, how long are you in town for? 1272 01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:02,460 I mean, we've only been here a week, but it's pretty nice place. 1273 01:02:02,460 --> 01:02:03,500 So maybe a little while. 1274 01:02:04,380 --> 01:02:07,820 You know, I could use some help around the store. 1275 01:02:07,820 --> 01:02:11,980 I mean, you could maybe work for for some of the cost. 1276 01:02:13,900 --> 01:02:15,260 Sure. Yeah, that sounds great to me. 1277 01:02:15,820 --> 01:02:18,860 I'll bring I'll bring those croissants for my first day. 1278 01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:20,380 That sounds great. 1279 01:02:22,780 --> 01:02:23,659 Great. That's awesome. 1280 01:02:23,659 --> 01:02:26,539 OK, well, give me what you got. 1281 01:02:29,179 --> 01:02:30,940 I just handed all over the cash. 1282 01:02:30,940 --> 01:02:32,300 Oh, great. Thank you. 1283 01:02:32,380 --> 01:02:34,140 And I put that in the till. 1284 01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:40,620 Yeah. And if you want to come here every day for eight a.m. 1285 01:02:43,100 --> 01:02:45,260 And we will go from there. 1286 01:02:47,019 --> 01:02:47,900 Perfect. Sounds great. 1287 01:02:47,900 --> 01:02:48,700 Fantastic. 1288 01:02:49,580 --> 01:02:51,340 Moot's got himself a part time job. 1289 01:02:51,340 --> 01:02:52,380 Got a part time job. 1290 01:02:52,380 --> 01:02:53,340 And a cool dress. 1291 01:02:54,780 --> 01:02:57,580 Well, I mean, like Glim's doing her Zumba classes every morning. 1292 01:02:57,580 --> 01:02:59,980 So yeah, I should go contribute, right? 1293 01:02:59,980 --> 01:03:01,019 Well, yeah, for sure. 1294 01:03:01,739 --> 01:03:03,340 That's really nice of you. 1295 01:03:04,139 --> 01:03:06,699 Well, you know, I need a new roof. 1296 01:03:10,219 --> 01:03:11,179 It's time. 1297 01:03:11,179 --> 01:03:11,980 Practical, too. 1298 01:03:13,259 --> 01:03:15,179 Is anybody else looking to purchase anything? 1299 01:03:16,300 --> 01:03:16,800 No. 1300 01:03:17,820 --> 01:03:20,619 I'd like to buy the oil of etherealness. 1301 01:03:21,420 --> 01:03:29,659 Oh, yes. Now, this is a special, special elixir. 1302 01:03:30,539 --> 01:03:38,219 And I hold of this little vial, really, of oil. 1303 01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:45,259 This can take you to the borders of the ethereal plane. 1304 01:03:49,739 --> 01:03:52,859 That sounds like just the kind of place I would want to go. 1305 01:03:55,659 --> 01:03:57,980 This is just a single use, right? 1306 01:03:57,980 --> 01:03:58,779 A single use. 1307 01:03:59,580 --> 01:04:01,260 Yes, this is single use. 1308 01:04:02,620 --> 01:04:04,860 It's good for a fair amount of time. 1309 01:04:04,860 --> 01:04:09,500 You know, like, a long sleep worth of time. 1310 01:04:11,500 --> 01:04:14,780 Yeah, but it is single use, yes. 1311 01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:19,820 OK, well, I think I have enough money to buy it. 1312 01:04:19,820 --> 01:04:23,340 If maybe you wouldn't mind cutting me a little bit of a deal. 1313 01:04:24,540 --> 01:04:25,019 What do you think? 1314 01:04:25,019 --> 01:04:30,860 Well, Moop might need some help putting that those those shingles up. 1315 01:04:32,539 --> 01:04:36,300 And, you know, a big strong person like you working in the store. 1316 01:04:36,300 --> 01:04:37,820 I didn't know I'd be doing the roof. 1317 01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:42,219 She said she needed a new roof. 1318 01:04:42,219 --> 01:04:43,099 That's true. She did. 1319 01:04:43,099 --> 01:04:44,860 I just didn't know why I didn't make that connection. 1320 01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:50,780 Wait, do you think a brick, a brickery would help out with that as well? 1321 01:04:50,780 --> 01:04:52,300 Is that like a transferable skill? 1322 01:04:52,620 --> 01:04:59,180 No, I think a shingler and a brickery are just two very different vocations. 1323 01:04:59,740 --> 01:05:01,980 Yeah, I don't think my roof needs bricks. 1324 01:05:03,660 --> 01:05:04,860 Yeah, probably too heavy. 1325 01:05:04,860 --> 01:05:05,660 Well, is it OK? 1326 01:05:05,660 --> 01:05:06,780 I know he's going to come at eight. 1327 01:05:06,780 --> 01:05:07,660 I do my Zumba class. 1328 01:05:07,660 --> 01:05:08,860 Can I come over after that? 1329 01:05:08,860 --> 01:05:10,539 Yeah, you know, it could. 1330 01:05:10,539 --> 01:05:14,300 Could I take the Zumba class for Zumba? 1331 01:05:14,300 --> 01:05:15,580 Class is open to anybody. 1332 01:05:15,580 --> 01:05:16,460 You come whenever you want. 1333 01:05:16,460 --> 01:05:17,340 Fantastic. 1334 01:05:17,340 --> 01:05:19,100 I will show up for Zumba then. 1335 01:05:19,659 --> 01:05:25,420 Sally notices just how nice and accommodating Bombardy is being. 1336 01:05:25,420 --> 01:05:32,779 And out from his cloak, he produces a, what is it? 1337 01:05:32,779 --> 01:05:36,219 It is the scroll of vitriolic sphere. 1338 01:05:36,219 --> 01:05:39,179 And it's like and puts it out on the table 1339 01:05:40,139 --> 01:05:43,659 and then puts down 480 gold pieces. 1340 01:05:46,539 --> 01:05:48,539 And is like, I would like to purchase this, please. 1341 01:05:49,339 --> 01:05:49,839 Hmm. 1342 01:05:50,539 --> 01:05:51,039 Hmm. 1343 01:05:51,579 --> 01:05:57,099 Well, we're close enough. 1344 01:05:57,099 --> 01:05:57,599 Thank you. 1345 01:06:02,460 --> 01:06:04,219 Just some straight commerce for Sally. 1346 01:06:04,219 --> 01:06:09,420 Seems out of character, but as we mentioned, who knows what else he stole. 1347 01:06:09,420 --> 01:06:11,420 Yeah, pay for something. 1348 01:06:11,420 --> 01:06:13,819 Pretty sure that none of you have any money anymore. 1349 01:06:13,819 --> 01:06:15,259 No, I'm pretty sure it's all gone. 1350 01:06:16,460 --> 01:06:18,699 Some of you have part-time jobs now. 1351 01:06:18,940 --> 01:06:24,620 And just a short period part-time job while we throw that roof up there. 1352 01:06:24,620 --> 01:06:24,940 That's right. 1353 01:06:24,940 --> 01:06:28,060 Me and Moot are both strapping, so it should be. 1354 01:06:28,620 --> 01:06:32,300 I got that little crab claw that will help me out for the hard-to-reach places. 1355 01:06:32,300 --> 01:06:32,860 For sure. 1356 01:06:32,860 --> 01:06:34,780 When we need to bring more shingles up to the roof, 1357 01:06:34,780 --> 01:06:36,380 we don't have to go back up and down. 1358 01:06:36,380 --> 01:06:40,060 You can just mage hand those up to the top of the roof. 1359 01:06:40,620 --> 01:06:46,540 Well, we fade out on Moot and Glim doing some of that work, 1360 01:06:46,539 --> 01:06:48,860 hammering those shingles in real well, 1361 01:06:49,579 --> 01:06:54,860 as the sun is now setting over the dock ward in Waterdeep. 1362 01:07:16,539 --> 01:07:40,380 The song Long Road Ahead is by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io. 1363 01:07:40,380 --> 01:07:44,940 Our supporting producers are Gabriel Lynch, Ryan Cushman, Joshua Dixon, 1364 01:07:44,940 --> 01:07:48,139 Devin Michaels, Cat Waterflame, and Jacob Madden. 1365 01:07:48,139 --> 01:07:53,340 Find out more and receive exclusive content at Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon cast. 1366 01:07:53,340 --> 01:07:58,780 Dumbgeons & Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.